Updated: 12/29/2009 1:42:30 PM

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Highest CofC Rating
1. 108.03 Austin Salt Licks Champs Joe Weber 2005
2. 104.46 Homers Heroes Champs John McCarthy 2005
3. 101.49 Barts Brats Champs John McCarthy 2007
4. 99.21 Seven Thunders Champs Mark Sims 2006
5. 98.36 Beamish Stoats Champs Lawrence Bapst 2004
6. 94.99 Rock Thrillians Champs Jared Kobe 2009
7. 92.19 Monster Champs Champs Jim Marter 2003
8. 90.13 Austin Salt Licks Champs Joe Weber 2004
9. 89.99 McRibs Champs John McCarthy 2009
10. 89.42 Barts Brats Champs John McCarthy 2006

Highest Total Points-For Per Team:
1. 1,006.5 Homers Heroes Champs John McCarthy 2005
2. 992.0 Austin Salt Licks Champs Joe Weber 2005
3. 964.5 Barts Brats Champs John McCarthy 2007
4. 904.0 Magnolia Bulldogs Champs Chuck Brooks 2007
5. 888.5 Beamish Stoats Champs Lawrence Bapst 2004
6. 863.5 Fadoo Magoos Champs John Kobe 2008
7. 846.0 Rock Thrillians Champs Jared Kobe 2008
8. 845.0 Pesky Gophers Champs Jim Cull 2006
9. 844.0 Rock Thrillians Champs Jared Kobe 2009
10. 843.0 Austin Salt Licks Champs Joe Weber 2004

Highest Total Points-Against Per Team:
1. 915.0 Turkey Vultures Champs Gary Hamblin 2005
2. 909.5 Reno Rough Riders Champs Ray Cunningham 2009
3. 901.0 Homers Heroes Champs John McCarthy 2005
4. 879.0 Iowa Tinglehoffs Champs Jim Marter 2004
5. 865.0 Barts Brats Champs John McCarthy 2008
6. 858.0 Detroit Stags Champs Doug Palmer 2007
7. 857.0 Grid Iron Grizzlies Champs Chuck 2007
8. 850.0 Des Moines Devildogs Champs Derek Parmentier 2009
9. 844.5 Bayou Bengals Champs Kenny Webb 2005
10. 843.0 Rock Thrillians Champs Jared Kobe 2007

Highest Score in a Single Game:
1. 118.5 Why Isnt OH Closer to GA?Champs Matt Barr 2005 - 8
2. 118.0 Barts Brats Champs John McCarthy 2007 - 9
3. 113.0 Seven Thunders Champs Mark Sims 2006 - 12
4. 110.0 Homers Heroes Champs John McCarthy 2005 - 3
5. 109.5 Beamish Stoats Champs Lawrence Bapst 2004 - 3
6. 109.5 Austin Salt Licks Champs Joe Weber 2005 - 3
7. 109.0 Barts Brats Champs John McCarthy 2007 - 3
8. 106.5 Austin Salt Licks Champs Joe Weber 2005 - 12
9. 105.0 Bayou Bandits Champs John Manning 2003 - 11
10. 103.5 Austin Salt Licks Champs Joe Weber 2004 - 13

Most Weekly High-Scores:
1. 4 Monster Champs Champs Jim Marter 2003
2. 4 Austin Salt Licks Champs Joe Weber 2004
3. 4 Homers Heroes Champs John McCarthy 2005
4. 4 Barts Brats Champs John McCarthy 2007
5. 3 Pesky Gophers Champs Jim Cull 2006
6. 3 Rock Thrillians Champs Jared Kobe 2008
7. 2 MiniMes Champs Donny Rioux 2003
8. 2 ACE Moving & Storage Champs David Pevarnik 2003
9. 2 Beamish Stoats Champs Lawrence Bapst 2004
10. 2 Bayou Bengals Champs Kenny Webb 2004
11. 2 Des Moines Devildogs Champs Derek Parmentier 2005
12. 2 Austin Salt Licks Champs Joe Weber 2005
13. 2 Why Isnt OH Closer to GA?Champs Matt Barr 2005
14. 2 Seven Thunders Champs Mark Sims 2006
15. 2 Barts Brats Champs John McCarthy 2006
16. 2 My Worst Nightmare Champs John Kobe 2006
17. 2 The Warhammers Champs Gary Hamblin 2006
18. 2 I See Dead People Champs Donny Rioux 2006
19. 2 Who Need Two Champs Amy Barr 2007
20. 2 Magnolia Bulldogs Champs Chuck Brooks 2007
21. 2 Buffalo Bulldogs Champs Dan Demjanik 2007
22. 2 Barts Brats Champs John McCarthy 2008
23. 2 Electric Disaster Champs Steven Vincent 2008
24. 2 Denver Dynamite Champs Shane Greenwood 2008
25. 2 Fadoo Magoos Champs John Kobe 2008
26. 2 Gophers Champs Jim Cull 2008
27. 2 Rock Thrillians Champs Jared Kobe 2009
28. 2 Des Moines Devildogs Champs Derek Parmentier 2009
29. 2 The Last Patriots Champs Rick Smetana 2009
30. 2 Emmet County Snake HatersChamps Mark Pontoni 2009
31. 2 McRibs Champs John McCarthy 2009

Highest Low Score in a Season:
1. 52.5 Barts Brats Champs John McCarthy 2007
2. 51.0 River Bandits Champs Gary Hamblin 2009
3. 50.0 Austin Salt Licks Champs Joe Weber 2005
4. 49.5 Homers Heroes Champs John McCarthy 2005
5. 49.0 Rock Thrillians Champs Jared Kobe 2009
6. 46.0 Buffalo Bulldogs Champs Dan Demjanik 2007
7. 46.0 Midwest Marauders Champs Rick Smetana 2005
8. 44.5 Fighting Tigers Champs Peter Kazmir 2009
9. 44.0 Rock Thrillians Champs Jared Kobe 2008
10. 44.0 Sacrificial Rams Champs Doug Palmer 2005

Highest Single Game Combined-Scores:
1. 185.5 110.0 Homers Heroes Champs John McCarthy 2005 - 3
75.5 Bayou Bengals Kenny Webb
2. 183.5 95.0 Pesky Gophers Champs Jim Cull 2006 - 6
88.5 Seven Thunders Mark Sims
3. 182.5 109.5 Beamish Stoats Champs Lawrence Bapst 2004 - 3
73.0 Iowa Tinglehoffs Jim Marter
4. 177.5 90.0 Detroit Stags Champs Doug Palmer 2007 - 12
87.5 Grid Iron Grizzlies Chuck
5. 176.5 89.0 Iowa Tinglehoffs Champs Jim Marter 2004 - 10
87.5 No Name Offense Matt Barr
6. 176.5 93.0 Homers Heroes Champs John McCarthy 2005 - 2
83.5 Goin Postal John Kobe
7. 174.5 103.5 Austin Salt Licks Champs Joe Weber 2004 - 13
71.0 River Bandits Gary Hamblin
8. 173.5 92.0 Fadoo Magoos Champs John Kobe 2008 - 2
81.5 Electric Disaster Steven Vincent
9. 170.5 87.0 McRibs Champs John McCarthy 2009 - 6
83.5 Roger Ramjets Rob Barton
10. 169.5 94.0 Austin Salt Licks Champs Joe Weber 2005 - 4
75.5 Homers Heroes John McCarthy

Largest Margin of Victory:
1. 84.5 118.5 Why Isnt OH Closer to GA?Champs Matt Barr 2005 - 8
34.0 Turkey Vultures Gary Hamblin
2. 75.5 118.0 Barts Brats Champs John McCarthy 2007 - 9
42.5 Rock Thrillians Jared Kobe
3. 67.5 109.5 Austin Salt Licks Champs Joe Weber 2005 - 3
42.0 Turkey Vultures Gary Hamblin
4. 65.5 101.0 Pesky Gophers Champs Jim Cull 2006 - 4
35.5 Corporate Malfeasance Rick Smetana
5. 59.5 91.5 Rogue Imperial Stoats Champs Lawrence Bapst 2007 - 11
32.0 Detroit Stags Doug Palmer
6. 58.5 109.0 Barts Brats Champs John McCarthy 2007 - 3
50.5 Rogue Imperial Stoats Lawrence Bapst
7. 58.5 97.5 Magnolia Bulldogs Champs Chuck Brooks 2007 - 9
39.0 Rogue Imperial Stoats Lawrence Bapst
8. 57.5 78.0 Midwest Marauders Champs Rick Smetana 2005 - 12
20.5 Des Moines Devildogs Derek Parmentier
9. 57.5 113.0 Seven Thunders Champs Mark Sims 2006 - 12
55.5 I See Dead People Donny Rioux
10. 56.5 105.0 Bayou Bandits Champs John Manning 2003 - 11
48.5 ACE Moving & Storage David Pevarnik

Lowest Winning Score in a Game:
1. 32.0 32.0 Des Moines Devildogs Champs Derek Parmentier 2005 - 1
29.5 Why Isnt OH Closer to GA? Matt Barr
2. 37.0 37.0 Crazy Kidz Champs Rick Pontious 2004 - 4
35.5 Strike of Lightning Kyle Smetana
3. 39.0 39.0 Goin Postal Champs John Kobe 2003 - 2
35.5 Morlock`s Mages Dan Olnick
4. 39.5 39.5 BEVO Champs Gary Spradling 2003 - 4
38.0 Michigan Moosemeat Mark Pontoni
5. 40.5 40.5 The Warhammers Champs Gary Hamblin 2006 - 13
31.0 Rock Thrillians Jared Kobe
6. 41.0 41.0 Rock Thrillians Champs Jared Kobe 2004 - 13
37.5 Strike of Lightning Kyle Smetana
7. 41.0 41.0 Roger Ramjets Champs Rob Barton 2006 - 7
39.5 Moose Jaws Chuck Brooks
8. 41.0 41.0 Des Moines Devildogs Champs Derek Parmentier 2008 - 9
35.5 Denver Dynamite Shane Greenwood
9. 41.5 41.5 Montreal Machine Champs Ron Ogden 2003 - 7
41.0 Morlock`s Mages Dan Olnick
10. 41.5 41.5 River Bandits Champs Gary Hamblin 2004 - 3
36.0 Strike of Lightning Kyle Smetana

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Least Points-For in a Season:
1. 584.0 River Bandits Champs Gary Hamblin 2007
2. 607.5 Midwest Marauders Champs Rick Smetana 2003
3. 614.5 Kyles Krusaders Champs Kyle Smetana 2005
4. 635.5 Corporate Malfeasance Champs Rick Smetana 2006
5. 636.0 BEVO Champs Gary Spradling 2003
6. 641.0 Des Moines Devildogs Champs Derek Parmentier 2008
7. 648.0 Roger Ramjets Champs Rob Barton 2006
8. 656.0 Magnolia Aggies Champs Chuck Brooks 2003
9. 666.5 Bayou Bengals Champs Kenny Webb 2008
10. 667.5 Goin Postal Champs John Kobe 2003

Least Points-Against in a Season:
1. 652.0 MiniMes Champs Donny Rioux 2003
2. 654.5 Gophers Champs Jim Cull 2008
3. 655.0 Seven Thunders Champs Mark Sims 2007
4. 659.0 The Warhammers Champs Gary Hamblin 2008
5. 660.0 Morlock`s Mages Champs Dan Olnick 2003
6. 672.5 Monster Champs Champs Jim Marter 2003
7. 675.5 Austin Salt Licks Champs Joe Weber 2003
8. 676.0 Strike of Lightning Champs Kyle Smetana 2004
9. 679.5 Austin Salt Licks Champs Joe Weber 2004
10. 680.5 Montreal Brewmasters Champs Ron Ogden 2004

Lowest Score in a Single Game:
1. 17.0 Grid Iron Grizzlies Champs Chuck 2007 - 7
2. 17.0 Cheesy on the Outside Champs Amy Barr 2008 - 8
3. 19.0 Magnolia Aggies Champs Chuck Brooks 2003 - 8
4. 20.0 MiniMes Champs Donny Rioux 2003 - 10
5. 20.5 Des Moines Devildogs Champs Derek Parmentier 2005 - 12
6. 20.5 California Quakes Champs Rick Smetana 2008 - 3
7. 22.0 Bayou Bengals Champs Kenny Webb 2005 - 13
8. 22.5 Detroit Stags Champs Doug Palmer 2007 - 4
9. 22.5 Bayou Bengals Champs Kenny Webb 2008 - 9
10. 23.0 Austin Salt Licks Champs Joe Weber 2006 - 3

Highest Single Game Losing-Scores:
1. 88.5 88.5 Seven Thunders Champs Mark Sims 2006 - 6
95.0 Pesky Gophers Jim Cull
2. 87.5 87.5 No Name Offense Champs Matt Barr 2004 - 10
89.0 Iowa Tinglehoffs Jim Marter
3. 87.5 87.5 Grid Iron Grizzlies Champs Chuck 2007 - 12
90.0 Detroit Stags Doug Palmer
4. 83.5 83.5 Goin Postal Champs John Kobe 2005 - 2
93.0 Homers Heroes John McCarthy
5. 83.5 83.5 Roger Ramjets Champs Rob Barton 2009 - 6
87.0 McRibs John McCarthy
6. 82.0 82.0 Midwest Marauders Champs Rick Smetana 2005 - 5
86.5 Homers Heroes John McCarthy
7. 81.5 81.5 Electric Disaster Champs Steven Vincent 2008 - 2
92.0 Fadoo Magoos John Kobe
8. 80.0 80.0 I See Dead People Champs Donny Rioux 2006 - 10
80.5 Pesky Gophers Jim Cull
9. 75.5 75.5 MiniMes Champs Donny Rioux 2003 - 2
76.0 Bayou Bandits John Manning
10. 75.5 75.5 Bayou Bengals Champs Kenny Webb 2005 - 3
110.0 Homers Heroes John McCarthy

Lowest Combined Score in a Game:
1. 61.5 32.0 Des Moines Devildogs Champs Derek Parmentier 2005 - 1
29.5 Why Isnt OH Closer to GA? Matt Barr
2. 68.5 42.5 Austin Salt Licks Champs Joe Weber 2003 - 11
26.0 Midwest Marauders Rick Smetana
3. 68.5 45.0 Seven Thunders Champs Mark Sims 2007 - 5
23.5 River Bandits Gary Hamblin
4. 68.5 51.5 Goin Postal Champs John Kobe 2007 - 7
17.0 Grid Iron Grizzlies Chuck
5. 69.5 42.0 Strike of Lightning Champs Kyle Smetana 2004 - 10
27.5 Bayou Bengals Kenny Webb
6. 71.5 40.5 The Warhammers Champs Gary Hamblin 2006 - 13
31.0 Rock Thrillians Jared Kobe
7. 71.5 45.0 California Quakes Champs Rick Smetana 2008 - 9
26.5 Cheesy on the Outside Amy Barr
8. 72.5 37.0 Crazy Kidz Champs Rick Pontious 2004 - 4
35.5 Strike of Lightning Kyle Smetana
9. 72.5 47.0 I See Dead People Champs Donny Rioux 2006 - 5
25.5 Seven Thunders Mark Sims
10. 72.5 50.0 Rogue Imperial Stoats Champs Lawrence Bapst 2007 - 4
22.5 Detroit Stags Doug Palmer

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League Champions:
2009 Jared Kobe Rock Thrillians HALAS 8- 5- 0
2008 Derek Parmentier Des Moines Devildogs LAMBEAU 6- 7- 0
2007 John Kobe Goin Postal HALAS 7- 6- 0
2006 John McCarthy Barts Brats ROONEY 8- 5- 0
2005 Joe Weber Austin Salt Licks HALAS 10- 3- 0
2004 Matt Barr No Name Offense LAMBEAU 8- 5- 0
2003 Joe Weber Austin Salt Licks LAMBEAU 8- 5- 0

Division Champions:

Division HALAS:

2009 Jared Kobe Rock Thrillians 8- 5- 0
2008 John Kobe Fadoo Magoos 10- 3- 0
2007 John Kobe Goin Postal 7- 6- 0
2006 Jim Cull Pesky Gophers 7- 6- 0
2005 Joe Weber Austin Salt Licks 10- 3- 0
2004 Joe Weber Austin Salt Licks 10- 3- 0
2003 Jim Marter Monster Champs 9- 4- 0

Division Hunt:

2009 Rick Smetana The Last Patriots 7- 6- 0

Division LAMBEAU:

2009 John McCarthy McRibs 10- 3- 0
2008 Jared Kobe Rock Thrillians 8- 5- 0
2007 John McCarthy Barts Brats 8- 5- 0
2006 Jared Kobe Rock Thrillians 7- 6- 0
2005 Derek Parmentier Des Moines Devildogs 8- 5- 0
2004 Matt Barr No Name Offense 8- 5- 0
2003 Joe Weber Austin Salt Licks 8- 5- 0

Division ROONEY:

2009 Joe Weber Big Easy Riders 9- 4- 0
2008 Shane Greenwood Denver Dynamite 7- 6- 0
2007 Mark Sims Seven Thunders 9- 4- 0
2006 Mark Sims Seven Thunders 10- 3- 0
2005 Lawrence Bapst Beamish Stoats 7- 6- 0
2004 Kyle Smetana Strike of Lightning 6- 7- 0
2003 Dan Olnick Morlock`s Mages 8- 5- 0

Career Wins:

1. 44.0 Joe Weber
2. 37.0 John McCarthy
3. 36.0 Jared Kobe
4. 35.0 Gary Hamblin
5. 35.0 John Kobe
6. 34.0 Rick Smetana
7. 29.0 Jim Cull
8. 26.0 Lawrence Bapst
9. 19.0 Mark Sims
10. 18.0 Amy Barr
11. 18.0 Chuck Brooks
12. 18.0 Derek Parmentier
13. 16.0 Donny Rioux
14. 15.0 Jim Marter
15. 15.0 Kenny Webb
16. 15.0 Matt Barr
17. 14.0 Mark Pontoni
18. 14.0 Ron Ogden
19. 12.0 Doug Palmer
20. 12.0 Rob Barton
21. 10.0 Kyle Smetana
22. 8.0 Dan Olnick
23. 7.0 Ed Justice
24. 7.0 Shane Greenwood
25. 6.0 Dan Demjanik
26. 6.0 David Pevarnik
27. 6.0 John Manning
28. 6.0 Peter Kazmir
29. 5.0 Chuck
30. 5.0 Gary Spradling
31. 5.0 John Palombi
32. 5.0 Rick Pontious
33. 5.0 Steven Vincent
34. 3.0 Ray Cunningham

Best Winning Percentage (Minimum 29 Games Played):

1. 0.677 Joe Weber 44-21-0
2. 0.569 John McCarthy 37-28-0
3. 0.558 Jim Cull 29-23-0
4. 0.554 Jared Kobe 36-29-0
5. 0.538 John Kobe 35-30-0
6. 0.500 Lawrence Bapst 26-26-0
7. 0.462 Amy Barr 18-21-0
8. 0.462 Chuck Brooks 18-21-0
9. 0.462 Derek Parmentier 18-21-0
10. 0.449 Gary Hamblin 35-43-0
11. 0.436 Rick Smetana 34-44-0
12. 0.410 Donny Rioux 16-23-0
13. 0.385 Kenny Webb 15-24-0

Career Total Weekly High-Scores:
1. 14 John McCarthy
2. 8 Jared Kobe
3. 8 Joe Weber
4. 6 Jim Cull
5. 5 Jim Marter
6. 5 John Kobe
7. 4 Derek Parmentier
8. 4 Donny Rioux
9. 4 Gary Hamblin
10. 4 Rick Smetana
11. 3 Chuck Brooks
12. 3 Mark Pontoni
13. 3 Matt Barr
14. 2 Amy Barr
15. 2 Dan Demjanik
16. 2 David Pevarnik
17. 2 Kenny Webb
18. 2 Lawrence Bapst
19. 2 Mark Sims
20. 2 Shane Greenwood
21. 2 Steven Vincent
22. 1 Chuck
23. 1 Dan Olnick
24. 1 Doug Palmer
25. 1 John Manning
26. 1 Peter Kazmir
27. 1 Ron Ogden

Career Points For:

1. 4,462.0 Gary Hamblin
2. 4,373.0 John McCarthy
3. 4,344.0 Rick Smetana
4. 4,083.5 Joe Weber
5. 3,949.5 Jared Kobe
6. 3,776.0 John Kobe
7. 3,258.0 Jim Cull
8. 2,999.5 Lawrence Bapst
9. 2,267.5 Chuck Brooks
10. 2,198.5 Derek Parmentier
11. 2,166.5 Donny Rioux
12. 2,063.5 Amy Barr
13. 2,058.5 Kenny Webb
14. 1,649.5 Jim Marter
15. 1,612.0 Mark Sims
16. 1,591.0 Matt Barr
17. 1,539.0 Doug Palmer
18. 1,461.5 Mark Pontoni
19. 1,440.0 Ron Ogden
20. 1,367.5 Rob Barton
21. 1,293.0 Kyle Smetana
22. 841.0 Dan Demjanik
23. 780.5 John Manning
24. 765.5 Chuck
25. 762.5 Steven Vincent
26. 756.0 Rick Pontious
27. 755.0 David Pevarnik
28. 748.5 Shane Greenwood
29. 741.0 Ray Cunningham
30. 739.5 Peter Kazmir
31. 717.5 John Palombi
32. 712.5 Dan Olnick
33. 712.0 Ed Justice
34. 636.0 Gary Spradling

Career Points Against:

1. 4,664.0 Gary Hamblin
2. 4,465.0 Rick Smetana
3. 3,930.5 John McCarthy
4. 3,866.0 Jared Kobe
5. 3,665.5 John Kobe
6. 3,542.0 Joe Weber
7. 3,119.5 Lawrence Bapst
8. 3,087.0 Jim Cull
9. 2,409.0 Kenny Webb
10. 2,314.0 Derek Parmentier
11. 2,313.0 Amy Barr
12. 2,292.0 Donny Rioux
13. 2,152.0 Chuck Brooks
14. 1,655.0 Doug Palmer
15. 1,551.5 Jim Marter
16. 1,493.0 Matt Barr
17. 1,472.5 Mark Pontoni
18. 1,471.0 Kyle Smetana
19. 1,402.5 Rob Barton
20. 1,400.0 Ron Ogden
21. 1,348.0 Mark Sims
22. 909.5 Ray Cunningham
23. 857.0 Chuck
24. 830.5 Rick Pontious
25. 801.0 Steven Vincent
26. 779.5 David Pevarnik
27. 771.5 Dan Demjanik
28. 757.0 John Manning
29. 748.0 John Palombi
30. 732.5 Ed Justice
31. 726.0 Peter Kazmir
32. 723.0 Shane Greenwood
33. 712.5 Gary Spradling
34. 660.0 Dan Olnick

Career Avg Points For Per Game (Minimum 29 Games Played):

1. 67.28 John McCarthy
2. 62.82 Joe Weber
3. 62.65 Jim Cull
4. 60.76 Jared Kobe
5. 58.14 Chuck Brooks
6. 58.09 John Kobe
7. 57.68 Lawrence Bapst
8. 57.21 Gary Hamblin
9. 56.37 Derek Parmentier
10. 55.69 Rick Smetana
11. 55.55 Donny Rioux
12. 52.91 Amy Barr
13. 52.78 Kenny Webb

Career Avg Points Against Per Game (Minimum 29 Games Played):

1. 61.77 Kenny Webb
2. 60.47 John McCarthy
3. 59.99 Lawrence Bapst
4. 59.79 Gary Hamblin
5. 59.48 Jared Kobe
6. 59.37 Jim Cull
7. 59.33 Derek Parmentier
8. 59.31 Amy Barr
9. 58.77 Donny Rioux
10. 57.24 Rick Smetana
11. 56.39 John Kobe
12. 55.18 Chuck Brooks
13. 54.49 Joe Weber

Divisional Points For:

1. 20,857.0 HALAS
2. 20,235.5 ROONEY
3. 20,214.5 LAMBEAU
4. 2,314.0 Hunt

Divisional Winning Percentage:

1. 0.521 LAMBEAU 183-168-0
2. 0.513 Hunt 20-19-0
3. 0.493 ROONEY 173-178-0
4. 0.484 HALAS 170-181-0

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